slop dick

The slimy, slug like state of your taliwacker after engaging in dirty raw sex over a long period of time. It is caused by vaginal secretion and leaves a thick film on your cock that smells similar to the atlantic ocean at low tide.

The morning after Kimbo Slice gave Elizabeth a good raw vagina pounding for several passionate hours, Elizabeth turned to him, saw his slimy hog stuck to the side of his leg and said "Damn Kimbo, your slop dick smelled so bad that I couldnt even sleep all night".

by Scottmikie9 November 24, 2006

Park Slope

Where Yuppies raise their hipster children.

(Two Park Slope Yuppie mothers discuss their children in yoga class at the YMCA)

Yuppie Mother #1: This morning I asked my son what a hipster was!

Yuppie Mother #2: Do you mean those low-rise underwear?

Yuppie Mother #1: That's what I thought, but when I asked him he logged onto his Facebook account and showed me pictures of him and his friends.

Yuppie Mother#2: Well, do you know what a hipster is now?

Yuppie Mother #1: Not completely, but I do understand that they all wear ironic T-shirts under flannels. Oh, and they all flaunt their ironic facial hair.

Yuppie Mother #2: You sound like you are describing the homeless man who lives next to my brownstone.

Yuppie Mother#1: Oh, I've got it now! A hipster is just an ironic hobo!

by MadGrudes May 21, 2010

Slopbox

A word used to describe a Females used and still slightly dialated Womb Tunnel.

After myself, Rude Dog, Crusty Joe, Perry, Big Roy and Dave had plugged Gina's gaping gash, she was left with nothing else but a Slopbox and a smile!!!

by ohwicked69 August 8, 2006

slaphead

A person with a bald head. Usually one that looks as if it's been waxed.

I can see my own reflection on the slaphead's head.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

Slopdoctor

Refers to any individual who is exceptionally filthy in at least one aspect of his or her life (filthy in the literal sense - dirty, unclean, begrimed).

Can be said as "slop-DOC-tor" for added emphasis.

Person #1 - Hey man, somebody left rotting chicken flesh all over your counter, and the juices all drained out and glued your dishes to the counter-top. And for fuck's sake there's even maggots!

Person #2 - Yeah, well that's my roommate for you. He's a real SLOPDOCTOR.

Person #1 - Raunchy. Want to smoke a blunt after I finish vomiting?

Person #2 - Most definitely. Hey watch out for the urine-soaked towels in the bathroom...he's really bad about those.

Person #1 - Yeah I see them. Squalid. I like this wiry black carpet though BLEHHHhhhhhh.

Person #2 - We don't have a carpet in the bathroom...

by Jonny Balls and the Seadogs March 30, 2009

Slope Mower

A woman who only dates Asian men

Look at that white girl in the tight pantz, she's such a slope mower.

by Jim Raynor 2 May 14, 2013

Freudian Slope

Freudian Slope is an informal term for the change in the degree of a patient's neuroses resulting from psychoanalysis. It is usually used negatively as in the example below. The coinage is often attributed to Woody Allen, but there is no evidence for this in his screenplays or interviews.

Is your therapist helping you become less crazy?

Nah I've been sliding down the Freudian Slope.

by TheGameKat June 7, 2009