South Dakota Slammer

When you have to poop really bad but your having sex with your girlfriend, so while she’s giving you a blow job, you proceed to slam your ass on her face and let it all go.

Ugh! Did you hear about Danny? He totally gave that girl a South Dakota Slammer last night!

by jdpaulo February 8, 2018

Peanut Butter Slammer

When you're letting the family dog lick peanut butter off your dick, and your sister walks in before you can finish, so you pound her ass with your still peanut butter covered dick.

Sophia walked in on me and Daisy yesterday, so I had to give her a peanut butter slammer.

by JBDeeee June 26, 2019

Slamma

referred to as a guy with a big penis

She only want me because of my "Slamma"

by hisotherhalf March 27, 2009

sidewalk slammer

Bay Area Based drink common with punk kids. A 40oz of Mickey's/Old E drunken halfway down with a can of Sparks mixed in.

I just killed two sidewalk slammers.

by Das Nekroripper 510 Bluh February 11, 2008

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

slammin'

very attractive physically, tight body, etc.

That chick is slammin'!

by tbonk January 20, 2004

slamming

A southern term for taking a shit or dropping a duece so to speak. Technically slamming means a massive shit, which in most cases is painful to experience. Due to the fried diet of the south, most slams have large amounts of screaming, moaning, crying, praying, and begging. Many who experience such slams change religions 2 or 3 times and in some cases have even found Waldo during the ordeal. Throughout most of the slam the one taking the slam, also called the slammer, will have slam material better known as reading material to occupy the duration of the painful event. 80% of the time this slam material will consist of up-to-date sports information and news. Though everyone has to live through painful shits it's mostly males who get the brunt of this force. More often than not, males who take slams will have socks on and will keep their phone within an arms reach incase the fire department or medical assistance is needed. It is estimated 1/3 of slammers hallucinate and/or black out due to the amount of pressure put on the rectum and anus.

Wow, I can't believe this guy is slamming in my girlfriend's bathroom.

by The Informant99 January 4, 2012