slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

Slimy Brent

A used car salesman, who spends most of his time in dirty, old, stinky cars. Being in such a hot environment makes the used car salesman very sweaty, but more importantly, slimy. Hence the name Slimy Brent

I have a disgusting story to tell you, Chealsea

What is that, Brenda?
Well, I went to buy a Nissan Micra from a used car lot
K lol
Well, I went there and saw such a Slimy Brent!
Well, that was 2 be expected lol
Shut up, Chels

by Pilky01 July 1, 2016

slimy bob

Whilst someone is sleeping, you overpower their body, and tie down all four limbs. You then proceed to poop in the mouth and duct tape it shut, forcing them to consume the feces.

Bro, I am totally gonna “slimy bob” Noah tonight.

by TheSlimyBobPro February 16, 2019

Wet Slimey Nut

typicaly a wet nut if u came 30 mins ago

I just busted a wet slimey nut,

by ProllyAMemeStar June 2, 2018

slippy

used instead of slippery

watch out, the step is slippy

by B July 14, 2003

slippy

Dodgy; slick; one who attempts to "slip by" without getting caught for his or her transgressions.

That dodgy character was just born slippy. (Trainspotting, 1996).

by Sick Boy June 14, 2004

slippy toad

1: A character from the Star Fox series.
2: of poor quality

1:I just kicked major ass, thanks to Slippy Toad!
2:The controls in Sonic Adventure are slippy toad.

by Bryant November 20, 2004