sadsturbate

What people in long-distance relationships do during weekdays.

Kelsey's boyfriend hasn't visited recently... She must sadsturbate a lot.

by kxpe May 2, 2011

Thomas Slade

kid who is full of bullshit

Thomas Slade

by sum nuttun November 6, 2012

slade

a popular new york term descibing someone who's wearing unfashionable, out-of date clothing, sneakers etc..

that chick is dumb slade...i wouldnt fuck wit her

by latinababy718 November 24, 2007

slad

Feeling sad and glad at the same time.

After my long vacation I was slad to see myself back at work.

by Jose M. Laboy January 21, 2009

slamsies

to slam a cool one.

Sievert: I'm wasted!

by kellen bellen watermelon September 29, 2003

Sadsturbate

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed. Blood is often used as a lubricant for this activity.

After she broke up with me i sadsturbated violently and used my blood as lubricant.

by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

slade

Nigga that wrecks his motorcycle after having it for 3 days

Slade just wrecked his bike (hi five)
(laughing histerically) when did he get it?
3 days ago

by NiggaWitaBrokenLegz September 6, 2009