nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

Ivan Sim

Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.

Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.

Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.

by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021

A Sim

Someone who is afraid of death and unfulfilled dreams and those fears won’t go away just like a FUCKING SIM lol.

John is such a sim. Yeah I know man he just won’t stop fearing death and unfulfilled dreams.

by Idkwatimdoinhere124 December 31, 2022

Henry Sim

Adorable, cute, short, handsome, blonde, strong, and beautiful man. Henry Sims are caring, courageous, and compassionate love bug of a human beings. I love Henry sim. I want his cum in my mouth.

Topher: hey, did you meet that Henry sim over there?

Owen: yes I did, he’s such a Henry sim. I want his cum in my mouth.

Topher: I do too!

by AvidSkubaDiver118 April 10, 2023

Mandy Sim

Jam time play owner. Famous Tik-Toker. Also happens to be an absolute smokeshow and milf. Anyone would tap that.

Perk: Yo have you seen Mandy Sim today
Lerk: yes bro she's such a milf
Perk: I would tap that shit
(perk then fucks lerk)

by mandyishot May 11, 2023

Dim Sim

A persons last name, often said as a joke

Speaker 1 - “Hey talia dim sim”
Speaker 2 - “Hey Gabriel”
Speaker 2- “I love calling u dim sim”
Speaker 1- “As you should”

by Unknown 561938 August 21, 2023

Maximum Sim Dongle

To be extraordinarily large in size, like you have pushed the scale of a CAS weight past its height

Leshauna; Look at that Max Sim Dongle!
Brakeycakes; You mean Louiso?
Leshauna; No, That Is A Fat Cow! I Mean Erwin, The Maximum Sim Dongle!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023