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molly shits

after you do molly and you need to shit so bad it’ll make you run to the closest bathroom
dude after i did molly last night i woke up with crazy bad molly shits, almost wrecked my pants
by illfuckyourmom420 April 14, 2019
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shitshitshit

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.
by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008
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shits and giggles

Ya know, those were kids who lit stuff on fire just for shits and giggles.
by kayla denise May 16, 2009
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Indian Shits

When you eat Indian food, an about 5 minutes after you're done eating, you feel a rumble in your stomach followed by a massive shit.
Mike: Damn, that was some good Curry! Very spicy!

Frank: Oh ya, I really enjoyed it! ::stomach rumbles::
Mike: You OK dude?
Frank: Yeah I'm good =/ .... :: runs to the bathroom to take a dump::
Mike: Wow...looks like he has a case of the Indian Shits!
by mg87 February 3, 2010
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crack the shits

to get pissed off or really angry. Origin unknown...
He cracked the shits with her because she dropped a brick on his foot
by dancer01 April 4, 2005
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whisky shits

The shits produced from excesive drinking the night before.
"Great party last night, but when I woke up this morning I sure had one hell of a headache and a really bad case of the whisky shits.... splattered right up the back of the toilet too!"
by wessy January 27, 2009
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fat shits

Dude Fran was telling me at work about her having the fat shits!!!
by fe"male" August 2, 2008
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