shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

shred it dude

when you go in to an oap too hard so they rip

i just shredded susan dude shred it dude

by beepbeepijustfellintoyournansp July 11, 2018

Shredsauce

A ski game. This game is worthy of the word superlative. (Of the highest quality or degree surpassing all others supreme) This game is the equivalent of the elexir of life. This game makes fortnite and minecraft look like pieces of shit (much more than they already are of course)

Play the game for free at shredsauce.com

Shredsauce is life

by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 7, 2018

Shredduce

A new brand of shredded lettuce that you will love!

Wow I love this new Shredduce on my crepe!

by Dingusgirl April 10, 2019

Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021

Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021

Shred on the Yoinky

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.

"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."

by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021