shotgun sex

Sexual position in which the practitioner partner inserts one single barrel or two double barrel fingers into the receiving members (male) anus, while stroking the penis. The combination of anal and genital manipulation is done in sync, resembling the chamber loading of a pump action shotgun.

Last week Amber smoked weed and gave drunk Daniel shotgun sex, before they went to bed.

by danscott January 24, 2015

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

by ccharmon January 4, 2009

poop shotgun

The art of shot-gunning a beer while hovering over a toilet. After completion of drinking the beer, spread your butt cheeks with both hands, bear down while applying extreme force to launch feces.

Hey Hotard! Come watch this shit, Ellis is attempting a poop shotgun!!

by Tiny1985 December 24, 2016

makeup shotgun

The hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. Refers to an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invented such a device, provoking the response; "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

"Wow, Cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning - she looks like a freaking clown."

by Fnordgasm May 12, 2007

Shotgun Not

Claiming ownership of the right to "not" do something. There is no way to beat shotgun not, it is final and absolute in it's power.

If the doorbell rings, the last person to call shotgun not must answer it.

by Brendon Power September 4, 2008

Shotgun Texting

When a person sends out a text to multiple people in the hopes that it "hits" one of them.

I went shotgun texting today. I sent "hi" to 4 people and only 1 responded back!

by Chris53456 May 26, 2009

genie shotgun

putting the blunt/joint in your mouth backwards and forcing smoke into someones nostrils.

"yo give me a genie shotgun. that shit fucks me up."

by Fascist Smoker March 23, 2010