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shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.
She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.
by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009
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Shoutcast

Arguably the best Internet radio service around. Less restrictions and advertisements than Pandora. And there are stations in almost every genre you can imagine.
I listen to indie rock stations on shoutcast.
by beatniks January 13, 2010
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shortstop

This term is used to describe any single woman who is deemed capable of forming a sexual bond (long or short term).
Young man arriving at bar: "Yo, are there any good shortstops available?"

Young man already at bar: "Nah, just a couple of Alex Cora's and a Bobby Crosby."
by Theo Epstein April 20, 2004
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ShortStack

ShortStack is an easy to use CMS that allows anyone to create custom Facebook pages without knowing crazy code mumbo-jumbo. Whether you are an experienced developer or a small business owner, ShortStack can help you build your fan-base on Facebook.
ShortStack is an easy to use CMS.

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by SilentRenegade November 26, 2010
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Shortstop

When a guy tries to turn a hand job into a blow job but fails, when a guy fails to turn second base into third base
John wants Sarah to play shortstop instead of second base.
by Gavin Newsome 6969420420 December 27, 2020
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shortstop

having anal
yo, did you get to home base with girls name last night?

naw, i got to shortstop.
by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 5, 2021
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Raspberry Shortcake

When one utilizes the unused or used end of a used tampon to stem the flow of a bloody nose obtained during intercourse.
The lesbians were very rough with each other, but a raspberry shortcake allowed the fun to continue.
by Crackbabybasketballlover. June 13, 2012
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