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monkey scoop

verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual
I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.
by dolanitchze September 19, 2008
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Scoop and Score

A term in football used for recovering a fumble and returning it for a touchdown.
Oh and a fumble... A scoop and score to end this game. Wow...
by BuffBoy24 April 14, 2020
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scoop me up

homie #1: aye foo come scoop me up dawgg.
homie #2: orite foo ill be there in 10.
by lilpuppet June 7, 2010
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Goon scoop

The sexual act In where a goon nigga uses a bucket of ice cream and spoon, to scoop ice cream into a girls ass.
Yo, have you goon scooped your girl??
Yeah it was extra chocolate last night.
by Voizdev August 26, 2021
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What's the scoop

Hey, been a while, what's the scoop? Oh, I was promoted to manager at my job!
by GemeChess November 25, 2013
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scoop goof

derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the Canadian prison system, and is mainly associated with child abusers and later used to describe sexual offenders of any sort. the word "scoop goof" a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping ejaculate from outside her body, in to her vagina causing her to become pregnant. This will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!
not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std's, it won't work on a scoop goof either.
by make.u.cry January 24, 2011
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Bum scoop

A phrase used to describe some misleading information given to a person. The misleading information, or "the scoop," may, or may have not been intentionately misleading.
Johnny: "Hey Vinny, where you at?!" Vinny: "I'm uptown, uptown!" Johnny: "Tommy said you'd be downtown?!" Vinny: "I guess he gave you the bum scoop, huh?" Johnny: "Ahhhh, fugetaboutit!"
by JoeSchmoeMarine February 9, 2008
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