Shmump

Smoking while taking a dump

Guy 1: Hey, i'm gonna go take a shmump

Guy 2: Need a light?

by tredfunk June 29, 2011

Shenumdrum

Shenumdrum: (shenanigans + conundrum) A situation one finds themselves in abruptly, and with unexpected beginnings of a favorable nature. Usually garners unpredictable results.

For twenty-five years, they’d lived unaware of one another’s existence on the earth. Then suddenly, one bright May morning, the Lord led them, softly but surely, onto one pure path, carved from time’s far-reaching forest by the great Carpenter Himself. After a single conversation, myriad messages sent back and forth, and countless, curious prayers, the only word they could find to describe the dawn of this new sweet spring of love was shenumdrum.

by Alice Maximus Bond August 8, 2011

shlumpy

wears oversized sweaters and is absolutely gorgeous

lynsee is shlumpy

by cowcow cow November 27, 2012

Shnugen

A young male, roughly ages 18-35, usually in good shape and probably on steroids or HGH, with an extreme false sense of confidence. Material items are number one next to body image, hanging out with friends (other shnugens), and women. He will more than likely have a croch rocket and live above his means. A shnugen is readily available to other shnugens 24/7, even if it means abandoning his wife and children. He will not jeopardize his reputation. He does not understand the true meaning of life.

The shnugen enjoys watching his biceps in the mirror while he works out in the gym.

by Jessicalynn1026 October 10, 2008

schnumf

a small tasty snack

mhmmm I'm just going to have a wee schnumf while I'm watching the telly

by poppychicken September 29, 2010

Shcum

The act of shitting cum out of ones arsehole after anal sex.

Last night my girlfriend sat on the toilet and dropped a big load of shcum after we had been having some bum fun!!!

by Rugeman81 April 18, 2014

Shlum

sch-luhm

adj.

Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture in the mouth resulting in a claggy sensation following the inhalation of ganja.

To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.

Pass the Mountain Dew I’m so shlum

by Vic Lorusso September 27, 2020