Smooshbortion

To have sex and get pregnant and then have an abortion.

Could also mean after deciding you don't want to have sex with someone last second you abort having sex with them at all.

Cindy messed up by not wearing a condom with her boyfriend and got pregnant. After deciding having a kid would be stupid at 18 she went to the clinic and got a smooshbortion.

Tami wanted to smoosh her boyfriend but after he said I love you after one week of dating she realized she wanted a smooshbortion.

by eelizabeth84 January 21, 2011

Smoosh Movie

A movie you invite a girl or guy over to watch when you know you aren't going to "watch a movie" and will instead start smooshing once it starts.

Bro #1 - I invited the new dime piece over for a smooth movie...

Bro #2 - What are you watching?

Bro #1 - Anything with Channing Tatum, always a smoosh movie!

by Bromancer20 May 4, 2016

shooosh

When you start a conversation and in the middle of their sentence you shout out shooosh

maddie:how was your day

bob:my day was-
maddie:shooosh

by sharaiasia July 27, 2019

Smooshy Smoosh

Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.

Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again

by user33456699873 January 7, 2023

Smoosh

Extraordinary Indie band from Seattle, Wa and Stockholm, Sweden. Three sisters; Asya (18) keyboards, melodica, guitar; vocals and lyrics.
Chloe (16) drums; backing vocals..
Maia (13) bass guitar; album art.

Smoosh first album She Like Electric 2004 release
Smoosh second album Free To Stay 2006 release
Smoosh Third album The World's Not Bad 2010 release

by gregsticker1 June 15, 2010

Smooshed

Getting drunk during a luncheon

I had 5 martinis at the luncheon. I was so smooshed!

by A. Hoang October 10, 2007

smoosh

acting like a smoosh is known to be acting like an idiot.

i smoosh ed that dog he is now pissed off haha even if it is fun.

by tarder September 30, 2005