shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Splinky

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.

Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.

by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014

shinky shonk

A shinky shonk is someone who is dumb and cannot complete tasks in a simple manner

Oh Erin stop being a shinky shonk, just ask him out already

by Lilsypop01011 March 15, 2017

Shminky

A word for a small penis, usually smaller than 3 inches even when erect.

My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon.

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Slinky Dick

One who has been fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus and brags about it.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Richard: Just want you all to know that I am fully vaccinated!
Greg: Oh, Greg, you slinky dick! 'Bout time you got your vax! Let's hit up AppleBees later, bro.

by Slinky Dick March 28, 2021

twinky slinky

A person that is of larger weight, has long lanky arms, and waddles when they walk.

Bro, you see that dude waddling over there? He's such a Twinky Slinky!

by Chimpanzee Fonzee November 14, 2015

3 pack slinky

You and a buddy riding in a 3 seater truck, the passenger is banging her while she gives the driver head.

My friends girl was into the devils 3 way, so we asked if she wanted to try the 3 pack slinky.

by ChagiFan January 5, 2018