Adolf Shitler

The Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Adolf Shitler is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.

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by King Philly July 10, 2009

Shitle

A word defined by The Derp Crew while playing Town of Salem.
A small poop 'nugget' that you poop when you're constipated.

"Last night, I only got a shitle out because I was so constipated."

by taffyrider October 3, 2015

shilen pattni

True Love;rejection of

A Very Handsome (STUBBORN) garcon that I have very deeply for.

by Your weasle October 27, 2004

Shitlet

The drop or drops of water that hit your ass while taking a crap.

While taking my morning dump a cold shitlet splashed up on my ass.

by 4fun! October 17, 2017

Shitle

When a little pellet of poop slips out.

That junpscare was so bad, I shitle myself.

by Moge October 1, 2015

Shitten

An adjective used to describe someone who sucks at a particular activity.

He is shitten in basketball. He missed 90 times

by Willvile February 10, 2017

shitles

another slang word for "shit"

"AWWW shitles, i gotta go boof some bitch tonight."

by your mom October 9, 2003