Shiny Toasters

Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.

Soooo beware they can get very horny at night


P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....

Shiny coloured Toasters

by Georgia June 24, 2004

Shiny Head

When you yanky your wanky at night then go to bed, wake up and the tip of your cockadoodledoo is shiny.

Boy: Babe I have shiny head
Girl: Hoky shit I can see myself!

by awkwardcornerkid January 10, 2017

shiny cueball

(verb). the act of ejaculating on a bald woman's head.

Damn that girl's hot, too bad she's bald.

Fuck it, I'll give her a shiny cueball

by elmo_ 07 July 6, 2008

Shiny Magnamon

To be annoying and hated by all, yet still never leave, even though you should be banned in the first place.

That kid's a real Shiny Magnamon.

by Spork August 27, 2003

shiny pumpkins

to be extremely cool.

gina and dani.. are two of the shiniest pumpkins

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

shiny face

A boy whose face is so oily, it emits a scrumtrelesent shine, that can either be used to reduce copious amounts of head on beer or to continuously freak out and creep on women throughout the night.

Damn, shiny face, aka kevin, is so oily, you could use his face as a "slip'n'slide"!!!! -what a freak!

by fuckmeharderplease August 22, 2006

shiny pink taco

a beautiful gleaming and extremely inviting vaginal area

Have you seen my shiny pink taco?

by mandelinorange March 22, 2017