Break That Shelf 

That pussy busted to the point where her vagina walls are equivalent to a black hole leading to another dimension.

Man this bitch booking so many dick appointments lately. She about to break that shelf.

Break That Shelf by OGT THE BISHOP November 27, 2019

booty shelf

When someone's butt protrudes so far away from the small of their back that you can use it as a shelf. Also a term for a really nice ass.

1. Yo lookadat hottie. He got a booty shelf.
2. I'm so upset that I don't got a booty shelf that I'm gonna go get butt implants.
3. I am enjoying your booty shelf today. *squeeze*

booty shelf by Migizz May 1, 2006

Reaching for top shelf 

When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.

Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.

Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"

Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"

Reaching for top shelf by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019

bottom shelf 

Low quality item. A non name brand product.

Room mate 1: "I bought Fruit-Os for breakfast."
Room mate 2: "You mean bottom shelf Fruitloops?"

bottom shelf by Businesstime September 7, 2007

butt shelf 

The top part of a nice round booty where the full butt cheeks meet the small of the back. It must jut out and fill a booty-loving man's heart with passionate desire.

Damn, look at that cute little thing with the nice curves. I just want to rest my face on that sweet butt shelf.

butt shelf by 02050 loves 02333 November 16, 2011

Compton Stealth Shelf 

As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.

“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”

Compton Stealth Shelf by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019

Elf on the Shelf 

An Elf on the Shelf is an elf said to be sent by Santa, or from the North Pole, at least. They are said to watch kids be good during December, and report back to Santa if they're not. There are different kinds of elves, and they usually arrive between the day after Thanksgiving and the first week of December, while a kid is between six and eleven years old. They move overnight, often give gifts, and some are very mischievous. They sometimes come with Elf Pets, (either a dog or a reindeer) which stay all year but only move with elves.

"My Elf on the Shelf; Elfie moved into the kitchen last night!" said Clarissa.

Elf on the Shelf by GraciousGirlForever December 8, 2020