seffra

Seffra is a tall,Curly hair girl who would usually wear glassed and has this sarcastic energy. She has a lot of friends and can get along with anyone. A seffra might be obsessed with anime. She is amazing and creative. She draws really well also.

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: oh that's Seffra! She draws really really well!!

by Idk who is this April 28, 2021

Skeet Shelf

A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.

This broad had a huge skeet shelf.

by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008

dirty shaffer

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015

Penis Shelf

Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.

My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf

Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf

by Metroid22 January 22, 2022

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

by Your Mom Is A Shelf March 1, 2020

help reaching the top shelf

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.

Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."

by Borazon March 14, 2022

Shelf Dick

When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.

I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.

"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."

Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"

Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."

by 352 Boys April 23, 2011