selfie stealing

"When one steals someone else's phone and takes a selfie"

My sister stole my phone and was selfie stealing.

by Miss Jess Kim December 21, 2014

sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

abbie shevlin

Abbie is a tall skinny girl the is so sexy and has great love for her family she is beautiful girl that loves her dog.

You are such an Abbie shevlin

by Molly92647 February 4, 2017

house-stealing

House-stealing occurs when a sibling takes a house, unbeknownst to the other siblings, by manipulating the family inheritance.

House-stealing destroys sibling relationships.

by Rodriguez Garcia December 26, 2017

Tweet Stealing

To take ones original tweet or tweets and claim as your own.

@PowerGotGame steals all of my tweets! @PowerGorGame is the king of tweet stealing!

by @BountyTooNasty on Twitter February 11, 2018

stfu..sherlin

stfu..sherlin? She is the best person you will ever meet! She brings joy into your life and is the best person on the planet! Nobody is better than stfu..sherlin! She is very understanding and loving, also very beautiful and careful with your feelings! She’s a whole miracle, having her in your life must be a blessing.

stfu..sherlin? Oh yea! She’s the best person ever especially when you want to laugh so much that you need to go bathroom! She’s the best person to rely on and is always down for anything! I feel bad for people who don’t a stfu..sherlin in their lives…

by Zoelaganzashouldie July 14, 2022