happy-shampoo-dance

when you dance around with shampoo on your head and your all happy and shit.

Let us dance the happy-shampoo-dance!
Indeed, we shall!
(Crazy Indian music begins playing)

by Fluffy Marshmallow November 14, 2003

flo's shampoo bottle

i am flos shampoo bottle

BROOO is that flo's shampoo bottle

by hzkthkdyhkdyx August 21, 2021

fo sho shampoo

When a male ejaculates in a woman's hair after penetrating her from behind and then procedes to rub it in like shampoo.

I just performed a fo sho shampoo on ur mom!

by camtheram June 01, 2007

Man Goo Shampoo

Ejaculating onto a female's body or hair and rubbing it in.

Man 1: She is just acting like a real bitch these days.
Man 2: Just giver her the ol' Man Goo Shampoo treatment.

Girl 1: What's wrong with your hair?
Girl 2: My asshole boyfriend came in my hair!
Girl 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Girl 2: He said it was a "man goo shampoo", and it would make me a stronger person.

by Billy O'Connor August 21, 2010

Apple Shampoo

to urinate over someone

"dude i just apple shampooed this biatch"

by tic crew October 31, 2008

axle piss shampoo

when a person washes his or her hair with the sexual fluids of his or her partner

I ran out of Pert Plus so i got Danny to squirt some axle piss shampoo on my hair so i could shower.

by will January 05, 2003

Paul Walker's Shampoo

They found Paul Walker's head and shoulders inside the dashboard!

Oh shit! That's Paul Walker's shampoo? His head and shoulders in the dashboard?

by Savageman30004728883929 October 23, 2019