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Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.
I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?
by Chris Watch January 12, 2018
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Power Session

Extremely vigorous and repeated acts of sexual conquest that are generally fueled by some combination of rage, pent up aggression, Red Bull and/or the White Horse. Definitively more forceful and aggressive than just banging, slamming, or plowing, a power session is multiple acts of sexual mastery generally leading to legendary status for the individual.
Jimmy: Yo, did you hear all that noise coming out of that room down the hall? Sounds like a bear was let loose.

Bobby: Yea, that’s just some dude giving his chick a power session.
by davidgilmorinoregon June 8, 2015
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Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.
Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?
by shomesomethin July 14, 2010
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Shit Session

Party where everyone is getting "shitty"
Hey Marvin, Sara's having a Shit Session tonight, wanna go? shitty
by Shadebeater January 7, 2012
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Jennifer Sessions

"How are you feelin today?" "I feel like Jennifer Sessions" "woah I wish I felt that good"
by KamyKool December 15, 2017
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Reddit Sessions

When me and the boys all group up and rate porn
Me: Let’s have a Reddit Sessions
The boys: Okay, what do you want to start with
Me: Idk, gay.
by Cokecokk December 27, 2021
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Bang Session

The production of music with a blunt object by banging the object on a loud doodad during a particular event.
She and I had a rather nice bang session at the parade.
by BangSession November 11, 2014
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