jerk session

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."

Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.

by Dakrisht August 1, 2016

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matinee session

This is an Old School expression used to describe an afternoon of lovemaking or having sex or whatever you want to call it. A personal favourite.

Hey babe, would you like me to call around for a matinee session?

by EatMyWake April 20, 2018

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hydration session

To have a drink usually a beer

Oi boys it’s time for a hydration session

by Hydration master December 28, 2018

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Steam session

Masturbation

I just had a steam session before I came to school

by glyssin July 7, 2019

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Anal Session

When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub

Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!

by A Boi With an Ass August 25, 2020

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Running a session

The act of initiating in banter with a member of the opposite sex with the sole intention of engaging in various sexual acts.

Joel: "Holy shit bro, Josh is totally wheeling that chick."
Jake: "Yeah, he's straight running a session on that broad."

by hasselhoff773 November 3, 2009

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post nap cram session

The period following a nap (and/or prolonged stint away from the internet) during which a social networking addict catches up on everything they've 'missed' on Facebook, Twitter, blogs and the like while they were asleep.

Normal Person: Hey call me when you wake up, maybe we can grab a bite.

Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.

NP: You're such a loser

by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010

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