selfiglyphy

(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)

a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies

b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively normal by many other people

As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm ,

by Sexydimma May 25, 2014

selfie video

A selfie video is a video taken in style of a 'selfie'.It is most popular in America and is usually published on a social media site.

"Gonna take a selfie video"

by UrbanBoss June 14, 2014

selfie ad

One taken with a smartphone or webcam and uploaded to a social media website to promote or sell a product taken by oneself

He took a selfie ad of his car to sell online and she took a selfie ad of her homemade jewelry.

by George Mathanool June 26, 2014

Seagina

An item that you could have sexual intercourse which is also found in the ocean. For example: giant clams, hermit crab shells, penguin beaks, the sand, a dolphins blow hole or an anemone.

"Hey Carny all the chicks at the pub were bitches tonight so I had to go for the ol seagina again. Hope I don't get crabs.

by Womb Worm February 19, 2015

Selfie-Aholic

A Selfie-Aholic is usually found with a smartphone glued to ones hand And making a duck face or some other type of face. Most selfie-aholics are 12-25ish. More and more teenage girls are becoming addicted as we speak. They tend to spend a lot of time on twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.

Person 1: "Why does that girl keep making really fucked up faces like that? Is she okay??"

Person 2: *looks over at the girl and sees the iPhone she's grasping onto. * "Ah no.. It seems she is a selfie-Aholic".

by Mermaid😘 March 27, 2015

Selfieishness

Being so consumed by your social media existence, app communications and mobile phone you miss out on the reality unfolding around you in real time..

Why was she late picking up her little brother?!

She was way too caught up in her own selfieishness and lost track of time.

by MorganTheRed January 12, 2016

Selfier

(sel-fee-ay') one who takes a lot of selfies, and takes so much pride in them they pronounce this as if it were a French word to make it sound classier.

Larry is such a prolific selfier, you might say he's the Laurence Olivier of selfiers.

by ShortFatGuy January 7, 2017