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Separated

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.
Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.
by inew April 13, 2015
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Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.
I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word
by youtookmyname June 15, 2008
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seyarah

Gross and doesn't deserve to have a boyfriend. She is very depressed and just wants to be loved and popular. She knows she's ugly but nobody agrees just to make her feel good.
What a Seyarah.
by my dude. May 17, 2018
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Titty Separation

When a women's tits are so saggy that they are basically two seperate islands floating in the wind
Guy 1: Did you see Margaret at the party yesterday
Guy 2: Ya, her age has really gained her a bad case of Titty Separation
by 420BlazinBilly March 22, 2015
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segarra

a Meiler, but to a much farther, and grosser, extent
person 1: Dude, that chick's a Meiler.
person 2: Awesome.
person 3: Nah, she's a friggin segarra.
1 & 2: Eww, that's fuckin gross.
by ppgf07 April 28, 2008
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Segura

Assholes that usually owes most people money, and also hogs the eight ball
The Segura’s disappeared again
by Bbbbbbbbbby January 19, 2018
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separation diamond

a small lozenge shaped space located right in the crotch of a person (especially a woman) who is wearing very tight pants - is only visible when looked at from right in front or behind and is usually associated with a cameltoe, hot pants or spandex workout outfits. This phenomenon is usually very erotically stimulating, and is never seen in plus size women, and if seen in men, it creates the same reaction in homosexuals.
you can't beat those "separation diamonds"
-xojackso (chat forum participant) said of a picture of two sexy japanese women wearing red totally form-fitting pants.
by Miles R C Herrington August 4, 2006
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