scrum

n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.

Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!

by gnostic1 June 30, 2012

scrimshaw

to take a boner hard in the butt

Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".

by Twerpintime February 17, 2003

scrum

A derogatory name that combines a scrub and a bum, or scrot and scum, or any combination there in; orginitied in a SF Safeway.

The negro woman angrily replied, "Naw nigga, I aint no SCRUM, nigga," into her cel phone at the crowded Safeway.

by CARL MONEY May 10, 2006

scrumdiddilyumptious

Said in one of the episodes of winnie the pooh... describing his craving for honey.. also uses the term "rumbly in my tumbly" the term scrumdiddilyumptious was stolen from winnie the pooh and used as the now common word out of willy wonka and the chocolate factory....

p-p-p-pooh there is rumbly in my tumbly.... and im looking for some scrumdiddilyumptious honey..

by edddanilchukkkkk April 17, 2010

Scrumby

To be mildly irritated with ones spouse for minor but all the same justifiably annoying reasons.

My wife made me get up at 5am to drive 13 hours and now I feel scrumby.

by Str8jacket July 4, 2015

scrubs

People who do necessary work but do not get paid very well for it: garbage collectors, hospital aides, housecleaners, retail cashiers, etc. Those who were raised in the comfort of middle-class suburbia are the biggest fans of pseudo-"street" hip-hop messages that confirm their already held feelings of superiority to those who are forced by social conditions to live the "authentic" "real" inner-city urban lifestyle, the real "street". Instead of focusing on economic and social conditions, this song allows the middle-class to feel morally and ultimately superior to the lower classes.

"I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me." (Which is actually a double negative, which if correctly read, actually means "A scrub is a guy that can get love from me". But apparently the lyricists are too illiterate to notice their grammatical errors).

by afternoon January 15, 2006

scrumbag

A member of a scrumteam (agile application development)

All scrumbags have a daily stand-up meeting.

by sweeffie May 14, 2015