screwed the pooch

Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.

Management have screwed the pooch while the competition gained the upperhand.

by ANTZILLA July 13, 2014

chopped and screwed

when yu ask a femlale if she wants to go back to your place and she then ditches you bkus she has to go chill with her friends so shes ditching you for her friends;; so you've officially been cHopPed &+ $CREWEd <---

dude: ayyy ma wanna qo back to my crib and chill ?

femalee: id love to buh i qotta chill with my qirls !

* YOUVE OFFiCiALLY BEEN ChOPPEd ANd SCREWEd *

by katieeee b ! March 19, 2009

screwed

messed up or treated unfair

Rules of courts are screwed up!
you are screwed if you sre
A-Black
B-A woman
C-An asian market owner who doesnt speak english

by AMERICA...SUX_AZZ November 7, 2003

chopped and screwed

To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.

self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.

by cabbageASS June 11, 2006

chopped and screwed

Chop dat bitch, Screw Dat bitch and leave in da ditch.(make sure you use an ax)

I chopped and screwed my bitch before bed last night.

by gjagfkjaghbiuyea January 15, 2009

chopped and screwed

When a girl's legs are "chopped" by a guy, and he screws (has sex) with her

Man, I chopped and screwed that bitch this morning.

by H-nastyyyyy January 24, 2009

screwed up cliques

cliques for girls whipe each others asses and fat girls where size 0 dresses. can't be the town you are in because then you are considered a reject, but in the next town over you are considered a goddess, and random people think you are really hot. it's cool to be anorexic in private and healthy in public so you can look hot in the next facebook selfie taken by @*^*!#, and full of hoes who make "private shabangs" screwed up cliques

every high school is full of screwed up cliques and possibly every college and small town..life

by keanureaves_girlfraan May 27, 2016