Scarty

When you are so scared you shit your pants

Dude, I almost lost my hand today!

Holy crap that's Scarty

by Abandoned Nutsack July 7, 2010

Scatext

When an individual informs their friends that they are texting (sending a SMS) whilst in the process of defecating.

After lunch I scatexted my mate just to say hello.

by MontyBurns104 March 20, 2012

Scat Clawed

When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.

Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.

Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Scat art

A type of art that includes pooping on something, and smearing it around with your hands. Usually performed by toddlers on your house walls.

That scat art smelled very fresh.

by Boonkgangsta May 23, 2018

Scatchie

Scatchie equals Scatman means sexman but actually no.. Its a funny guy.

I met sexman (scatchie) yesterday xD! Woah bro u met the funny guy???

by Calmiscool123 January 8, 2022

Panty Scratch

To tease a girl and rub your fingers over her panties, right over the pussy.

I was dancing with this girl and I was kissing her neck. I lifted her knee to my hip and went down for the panty scratch. She was wet as hell so I fingered her.

by G Stone September 6, 2007

Scratchgasm

A feeling of EXTREME pleasure that occasionally occurs when a male sratches his balls. (generally some of the looser skin from the sack) The pleasure is equal to or greater than the pleasure of an orgasm.

WARNING:
This wonderful wave of pleasure usually results in a frantic scratching of the testicular region that leaves men red, chapped, and chafed. Stop scatching immediately after the scratchgasm for your own safety!

It's ok to scratch your nuts at work or school. You're a man, people expect it of you. But if you have a scratchgasm, try not to moan. That usually freaks people out.

by Joo ZipperDick July 7, 2008