pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003

Southington

A bunch of trailertrash douchebags that are poor as fuck who wont go to college no matter how good their grades are because when the admissions office look at them they say oh they're from some piece of shit town with terrible education. All the girls are lesbians and are raised to satisfy their minimum wage earning men.

matt kelleher= dumbass football player.. gets a 4.0 in southington

by chris damico October 22, 2006

Scrotching

When a man provides unwanted advice about how to play a sport better

Jimmy loved scrotching all of the women on his co-ed softball team on how to be better athletes.

by Wohovio October 25, 2017

wiki-scouting

The act of going onto wikipedia.org, searching some a topic, and then randomly clicking on any underlined blue word that takes you to a whole different subject. Usually is done repetively for hours at a time.

"Man wiki-scouting is going to get me some bad grades. Here I am supposed to be searching "The Cold War", and now im all the way on the Atlantic Ocean."

by princesskai123 March 29, 2009

scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.

Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Pan Scratching Lesbian

A woman who is no domestic goddess and emits sexual ambiguity

Broski - "She burns everything she cooks!"
Brosif "What a pan scratching Lesbian!"

Broski - "She's a lesbian?"

Brosif - "Meh, maybe?"

by Steven mc gleeban July 19, 2016

pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

by mr. porky April 3, 2007