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Schuster

1. to falsify one's location.
2. to act in a dickish manner when confronted about one's location.
3. to hoodwink another individual(s)
1. I thought you were in Wilmington...nah, man; I had to Schuster them.
2. Yeah, I asked him where he was and he went full on Schuster on me.
3.Those guys wouldn't pay me, so I had to Schuster them.
by call them how i see them May 12, 2011
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crizzazy like martin scorsese

ridiculously good or absurd. Crazy like Martin Scorsese. Crizzazy is partly a play of slang and also has additional syllables to make it rhyme more smoothly. Martin Scorsese is one of the best directors to have worked in film and absurdity is tied to his name because while he is one of the best, he does not have a oscar.
Person 1: Dude, I was ready for that test but it was all trick questions.
Person 2: That's crizzazy like martin scorsese
by rockthejordan July 8, 2006
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Scouse Laptop

I am starving and the kebab establishment is closed for re-decoration.

> Lets pop down to Domino's for a Scouse Laptop !
by eddy_52 September 22, 2009
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scouser

Nickname given to a person from Liverpool.
Very wrongly judged, almost instantly insulted or stereotyped when they mention to another that they are from liverpool. People there are no different from anywhere else, and everywhere has bad people no matter where you live.
Also people say the accent isnt nice, but then again the london or manchester accents arent exactly the nicest sounding either.
*talking posh*
Man 1:'oh, im from liverpool'
Man 2:oh my god, a scouser, everyone keep hold of your handbags!
by LauraC :) May 28, 2008
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Schusterization

A strictly heterosexual move involving a penis, anus, and cheddar nuggets.
Sarah recieved some serious schusterization last night!! She will be dropping cheese nuggets for weeks!
by nuggziez March 27, 2010
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scouse house

the best type of dance u will hear. so much better than this shitty tall paul crap.
by Mark Thomas September 13, 2003
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scousegary

A tool of the highest quality used by females and males for self pleasure.
The batteries in my scousegary died.

I've been trying to find a scousegary for ages but the production line is really slow.
by westy118 June 15, 2019
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