scooter mob

New age scooter brotherhood that pride themselves with their respect for nature, and their lack of fear. These MEN/woMEN take self propelled scootering to its highest form and scoot as intended by the gods. Scooter mobs enjoy a cutthroat lifestyle and can be seen scooter mobbing for fun. Remember to get into a mob, you must be seen scootering. Althought its not recommended to scoot alone, that type of bravery is what they look for. Scootering is not necessarily scooter mobbing.

Haywood: "hey you think I could get into the local scooter mob"

Jablome: "well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they'll find you"

Haywood: "But what if they attack me instead"

Jablome: "Im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob"

by teh scootster January 22, 2010

Scooter Flynny

The act of being a grown, arrogant, jackass of a man and never being nominated as father of the year.

Did you see that parent make his kid play baseball with a broken hand? He was being a real Scooter Flynny!

Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?

Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!

by Kapooyah! April 25, 2013

scooter baby

A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.

"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."

by SynSlash80 June 17, 2015

Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.

"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"

by PhantomXero August 19, 2016

scooty bop

To scooty bop is to beat up another individual in a bathroom while scatting, in disguse and manages to put the victims mouth on the air hand dryer.

Chip scooty bopped the hell out of that guy.

by Cirash May 22, 2016

Scootball

Volleyball and soccer in one game. Played in a small room with two open doors on each side of the room that are across from each other. Then you try to score by kicking or hiting the ball in the two open doors, but when the balll hits the ground you have stop, pick up the ball, and start passing again. The person that hit the ball last before it hit the ground doesn´t get the ball, the other person gets to start with the ball.

Me and my friend played scootball today. It was so much fun, you should try to play scootball.

by jocelyn_radcliffe June 17, 2019

scoot juice

Fuel; gasoline, diesel, jet, etc.

Billy Bob needs to stop and get some scoot juice in the ol’ pickup truck.

by Cagenado November 16, 2019