Schmoogen

When you move something the tiniest tiniest bit

Hey I moved that table just a schmoogen for you!

by BigVeVe March 27, 2024

Schmoogledoink

A combination of the words 'schmoogle' and 'doink'. A gender neutral term for someone that smokes a fat blunt on the regular.

"You see that schmoogledoink over there?" He seems so chill."

by florgdomber June 16, 2024

schmoodling

any physical display of affection towards a significant other or friend

"those two wouldnt stop schmoodling in public"

by eatingcinnamon5 February 5, 2025

schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

by Bauxb March 12, 2025

Doc Schmolligan's Effect

A social phenomena involving a man and a group of female room mates. The Doc Schmolligans Effect takes place when the Doc is involved with one of the females, and when that female fails to make a move, moves on to the next available option. Though rarely seen, this Effect adequately explains nearly every instance of violence between female roommates not caused by a lack of showering, house cleaning, or obsession with lolcats posters within the house.

Man, her roommate is so much hawter. Time for Doc Schmolligan's Effect to wreck this house!

by Baby D Nasty May 13, 2008