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Scheiße

-Die Katze hat eine Scheiße gegessen!
-The cat had eaten a piece of shit!

-Ich scheiße wo die Leute scheißen auch!
-I shit where people shits too!
by Teh Wolfboy August 19, 2015
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scheize

Shit in german. Also see "shizer" in this dictionary (though they spelled it wrong)
Sheize, I just stepped in this sheize!
by shazbotus September 2, 2003
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Scheiße

'wordShit/word' in German.
Scheiße kopf!
by larstait October 10, 2003
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Schembri

1. An ancient undiscovered tribe of big boobed people, male and female, who tend to reside in huge bushlands particularly populated with native species such as the plum or olive tree.

2. Is the cause of the rabbit plague in Australia.

3. Is the cause of vomitting due to excessive alcohol intake and introduced the use of steroids in Australia.

4. Pure geniuses.
Schembri "im never drinking again" (See also Euro trip)
"Boys boys get inside there are bees"
Doctor: "Ah those schembris are always in here, always bruising their faces with their jubblies"
by Luke Schembri February 12, 2009
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Scheissmeister

pron. "SHYce-MYster"

The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.
"Dude today at Six Flags I was standing with the group in line for the Superman, but then Charles and Fatima cut up and totally scheissmeistered me."

"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"
by Der Shitchen January 3, 2009
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Scheisse

(German) A noun, pronounced shie-zuh, meaning shit. Can easily take the place of damn
Hey, piece of scheisse! Get over hear.

Scheisse! I forgot to do my homework
by Mike S. Jr. April 17, 2007
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Scheidhauer

A name that sounds like a brand of horrible laxitives.
Person 1: Got any laxitives?

Person 2: Scheidhauer brand. How bout them?

Person 1: No thanks those taste like crap.

Person 2: That's cuz they are.
by Crazysped59432u59843524 December 19, 2009
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