Satchel Bat

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.

Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?

by S4S April 9, 2010

home made satchel

any individual having more than average experiences with homosexuality

"Ha ha. Look at Greenleaf and Lynch having sex. They must be home made sachels."

by Mike Gagnon June 11, 2003

Scratchel

Rachel Lowy's pseudo-pokemon identity
Scratchel's pokepowers/uses of scratchel:
tickle
tick remover
composting
scratchin'
... punnin'
making punnin pudding
good quiche
good at riding zebras
likes to poop
soul sista singing in the shower
party planner (hit her up for partays)
recycling for poster making
lifting
falling into rabbit holes
making delicious desert
fetching water
boiling water
copious knowledge of creatures
can fit into small spaces
lovin'
being cute
consuming cheese

"A wild Scratchel Appears!"

by eto the izzo October 2, 2011

Twat satchel

a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations

"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"

by Jimmy Chesnut cheeks October 18, 2006

Snatchel

A little Kentucky Fried Chicken who will blow you away with zucchini bread, biking, swimming and you can't even imagine the yoga moves she can do. The Snatchel also has a counter part. She wears big pants, eats lots of acid and is known for putting her yoga moves to work. Just whatever you do. DON'T ADD ALCOHOL

Well, fuck me and paint me a snatchel.

by Slim Sk8ty November 19, 2004

Swatchell

A swatchell is a group of big girls dressed as if for a special occasion.

That swatchell is ready to roll.

by Tencho Chimp May 10, 2012

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023