by Birds are spys April 29, 2020
Get the Scale mug.The amount of 12 oz beers you would have to consume in order to conduct intercourse with a woman. The scale would normally range from 0-15. 0 being the best and 15 being the worst.
Logan-It would take me 3 beers to bang that girl.
Wesley-I think it would take me 5 12 oz beers to have intercourse with that girl.
Sean-The woman beer scale doesn't go high enough for me to have intercourse with that.
Wesley-I think it would take me 5 12 oz beers to have intercourse with that girl.
Sean-The woman beer scale doesn't go high enough for me to have intercourse with that.
by Lsmith__52 September 6, 2016
Get the Woman beer scale mug.a scale used to define where you are dating wise
5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)
5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)
by Eza January 3, 2008
Get the snog scale mug.On a scale of 1 to Harry Potter, Eclipse was a Neville Longbottom. In other words, it had its moments
by sasquatch20 July 7, 2010
Get the scale of 1 to harry potter mug.The CH Scale refers to the Cute-Hot Scale. Each factor in the scale is rated on a 1-10 scale, for example a girl can have a cute factor of 7 and a hot factor of 10. Characteristics that are involved in judging the CH Scale are looks, personality, life goals, etc. Created by the 2010-2011 residents of 17th floor of Straz Tower at Marquette University.
Chad: "Dude, that girls is pretty, she's smart, funny, and she knows it, but she ain't bitchy about it. What would you give her on the CH Scale?"
Dutch: "C5-H10, man, all the way."
Dutch: "C5-H10, man, all the way."
by Johnny Utah 21 November 17, 2010
Get the CH Scale mug.Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.
Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.
This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.
Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.
Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.
This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.
Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.
"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)
by BelieveIt_ImHip February 17, 2015
Get the squint scale mug.A clear scale for rating attractiveness.
1 I wouldn’t and I can’t see why anyone else would.
2 I wouldn’t but I can see why someone else would.
3 I would but I can see why someone else wouldn't.
4 I would and I can't see why anyone else wouldn't.
1 I wouldn’t and I can’t see why anyone else would.
2 I wouldn’t but I can see why someone else would.
3 I would but I can see why someone else wouldn't.
4 I would and I can't see why anyone else wouldn't.
by binchie September 22, 2016
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