satans ass crack

Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.

Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.

Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.

B: Hot like Satans ass crack?

Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!

by buddy retard June 3, 2020

Satanism

The ultimate dogmatic justification for ego/power-trip-ful self-centered narcissism.

Satanism is what all the Atheist politicians live by, where the religious factions of politicians tend to live by it too but also worship Lucifer in one form or another.

by Ignorance Isn't Bliss June 30, 2016

SatansPenguin

a word used to describe an extremely talented counter strike player.

wow, that guy plays like SatansPenguin!

by ::sa:: August 4, 2003

Satansmaster

One who cries a lot and worries constantly about his hair. Seen as the scum of the emo world and often acts as something other emo's can look down on and laugh. To be a 'Satansmaster' means you are a focus of mocking and ridicule, and rightfully deserve it.

"Oh, look at that scummy little Satansmaster. Lets laugh at his appauling emo hair and make our emo-selves feel slightly better."

by Fliss Morse July 2, 2005

Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex

I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours

by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017

Satanist

Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.

Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)

by badmouth June 12, 2018

satans kimchi

when wasabi comes out of your nose.

charlie was blowing out satans kimchi

by bjtdbz November 26, 2018