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hobo salsa 

To puke, vomit, regurgitate in a particularly nasty fashion - from cheap booze and poor food choices - that it reminds you of a homeless person.
I walked into the alley behind the office and stepped in a whole puddle of hobo salsa!

I found Mom floating in a pool of her own Hobo Salsa when I got home from school.
hobo salsa by The Entry Sisters February 7, 2007

Horizontal Salsa 

Sex. Just imagine dancing the salsa horizontally with someone.
I just walked in on two people doing the horizontal salsa.
Horizontal Salsa by Wordss July 31, 2011

Belly button salsa 

When a guy cums in a girls bellybutton
Dude, jaimee let me make belly button salsa.

Foot Salsa

The act of fucking a girl in the crevise in between her big toe and index toe till you are near climax where you then proceed to take your throbbing cock and give one last painful thrust across her sharp toenails as you bleed and cum all over her foot and make Foot Salsa
Person 1: “I heard you got lucky with Selena last night”
Person 2: “Yeah she loved when I made my Foot Salsa on her”
Foot Salsa by Fucky ze Ducky July 14, 2018

Upside down salsa 

The female is placed or tied upside down on a ladder or step stool, the male then takes a bottle of hot sauce and inserts it inside of her vagina causing an intense burning sensation as it slowly drips in. The male then punches her multiple times in the ovaries in order to produce a large amount of blood, urine, and infertile eggs to be released mixing with the hot sauce creating an ultimate salsa mixture. The male then either puts his face into the upside down vagina and sucks and slurps out the juices, feeds it to her, or saves it for later to put it on mexican cuisine.

A variation of the Upside down cheesecake, modified with a little extra spice.
Man1: Bruh, I'm facing charges for doing an upside down salsa on this girl.

Man2: Hey, can you stab two nails through my testicles real quick?
Man1: ... No...?

Chunky Salsa 

Another term to describe a woman's period, and the time the period lasts.
Damn, i got my chunky salsa today- i feel like shit!
come on juan, let's go get nacho's supreme!

all right! then we can go to climb the magical talking tree mrs. robins!
Chunky Salsa by Juan Jaar May 3, 2008