Little Swimmers

Male sperm cells.

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009

Switchology

Avaition term used explain repair action that involves adjusting a switch that was in the O.F.F. or OFF position. Many pilots confuse this switch position with the "Official" mode of operation.

Discrepancy: IFF inop in OFF mode
Repair Action: Switchology, IFF worked fine in ON mode

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Swiss mitten

A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.

Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey

by Logieburr December 8, 2009

Switch tax

The extra price Nintendo fans have to pay for the convenience of having a cartridge.

Even if you buy it digitally, you still have to pay the extra price because Nintendo.

Bob: "this game is so expensive on Switch, It's half the price on Playstation!!"
Joe: "That'll be the Switch tax mate." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Triadne September 8, 2019

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

Serial Swiller

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.

W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.

by diogio rome November 27, 2009

Taco Swipe

The Female equivalent of the male Tea Bag,the act of a male placing his testicles on another person's forehead, but instead of a male placing his balls(or tea bag) on one's forehead a female places her vagina (or taco) on one's forehead.

Male: Go Tea Bag him
Female: I don't have balls
Male: Well go Taco Swipe him then

by fuckyouiwillusemyrealname December 5, 2010