swedish bitch

A person who is acting like a total sarcastic jack ass to everyone

Shut up you Swedish bitch

by Soggy January 18, 2017

swedish seat

n: Sexual Position. Mans starts by laying flat on his back and raising his feet as if to point toward the ceiling. Man then lets his feet fall towards his face untill toes are pointed over his head & he is looking at his knees. Woman then points his penis straight up & sits down facing away on him like a chair. Woman sits up & down on him for as long as he lasts.

She wore me out with an exotic sex position called the Swedish Seat.

by Chris Lange August 14, 2006

Swedish Torpedo

An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.

E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.

by Brigittathedanishtennisplayer October 21, 2010

Swedish Sidecar

This is when a female is driving a vehicle with a male in the passenger seat and she leans over to give oral sex to the male passenger while he grabs the wheel

"yah dude while me and Tracy were driving over here we had a little Swedish Sidecar action going on"

"Dude , next time Michelle drives .. BAMM!!! Swedish Sidecar time"

by Raven7.0 March 31, 2009

swedish enchilada

when an uncircumcized male cums then puts the cum in the foreskin and slaps the bitch in the face with it.

jorge gave cindy a swedish enchilada last night.

by coreythecoolguy June 17, 2006

Swedish Dishwasher

When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.

Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.

by matty tee September 30, 2010

Swedish Mudflap

It's when someone gives you a blowjob with snus in their mouth, and the snus runs down onto your balls like a mudflap.

Hey honey, I'd like an Ettan Swedish mudflap this morning.

by Professor Xia June 1, 2011