Strugglina

1. (n) A ubiquitous nickname for someone who struggles through everything.
2. (n) An idiot.

Strugglina was so inept, he couldn't even change his own tire.

by Jim Sammartino May 30, 2008

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009

donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves

Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!

by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013

Strangling the Pope

This is an unconventional grip that one uses on his penis. Usually done when drunk and standing at the urnal in a bar. It is a strong pinch with the fore finger and the thumb just where the head meets the shaft.

In a drunken rage Dugan chased people around the bathroom while strangling the pope and threatened to piss on everyone.

by Can't kill a man born to hang! April 12, 2009

Snuggling

1. Cuddling with your significant other
2. Often starts out playful and flirty; includes a happy ending.

3. Tends to be sexual.

I love snuggling.

Snuggling is far superior to cuddling.

I would enjoy a good snuggle session.

by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015

smuggling diamonds

Hard nipples in cold weather.

Hey Jen, you smuggling diamonds or you just happy to see me?

by the hun April 21, 2005

strogging

Jogging while pushing a stroller with one or more kids.

I went strogging with my kid because it was a super nice day and, frankly, I need the exercise.

by somedadwithakid February 24, 2013