Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.

Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.

by Qufad January 25, 2015

story slam

A story, written in the format of a slam poem - an intense emotional free style poem with the intention of a performance ( see slam poem on urban dictionary ).

He performed an excellent story slam about how he first fell in love and got rejected.

by unlessroses July 25, 2016

story patch

When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch

Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying

by The definer 2000 March 11, 2017

story food

Food that only exists for the sake of talking about it.

Pop Rocks cheesecake is total story food.

by ploafmaster April 27, 2017

story-wood

Your Girlfriend tell a story while performing fellatio on you.

I asked rebecca if she woukd be able to preform story-wood while I watched.

by JBulls88 November 12, 2017

Story whore

Much akin to a graphics whore in video game culture. A story whore is a person that only cares about story in video games. Despite video games typically having garbage stories on average.

They will not care about gameplay. That is the 2nd to last thing they care about.

They will play games by Playstation 3 Naughty Dog like Last of Us and Uncharted despite having a lack of gameplay and being linear.

Gamer: Bro did you play The other M?

Story whore: Yeah I did it sucked.

Gamer: Why?

Story whore: Because the story was bad. Samus was completely helpless and submissive to her leaders.

Gamer: But what about the gameplay?

Story whore: Oh that was pretty cool I guess.

by Chevyman95 September 5, 2019

Story carrier

Storrycarrier tells secrets and lies

OMG did you hear barney is a storeycarrier I wouldn’t trust that fat shit story carrier

by Nick Handel October 17, 2019