1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.
Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...
I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008
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Guy: Saw some wacko preacher going off about how women shouldn't be liking "faggoty actors", he listed many people who aren't gay in real life...
Guy 2: Oh, that's Steven L. Anderson, don't listen to him.
Guy 2: Oh, that's Steven L. Anderson, don't listen to him.
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A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.
"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."
by Tavis February 14, 2006
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Person Two: Oh that girl over there is so drunk that she's Steven on a jet plane to Abba's Dancing Queen
Person Two: Oh that girl over there is so drunk that she's Steven on a jet plane to Abba's Dancing Queen
by barbershopnut February 19, 2010
Get the Steven on a Jet Plane mug.The combination of all the STDs from all over the world. The STD of Stives is found in the village (everyone takes turns) vagina of Jess. It can be caught in the boys restroom where severaldicks are shoved into the orange saggy vagina. The symptoms of this STD, is your skin turns orange like a ompa-lumpa and you start to talk in a manly voice like savanna.
Dude I just came out of the restroom now my skin is turning orange I look like a fucking ompa-lumpa! Holy shit I must have caught Stives!
by liljkilla December 28, 2007
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by mikebellman October 29, 2011
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by That sexy girl November 6, 2011
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