Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh that Eva Morgan has such a stiff Bob💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020

Stiff where

Most known from meme video on YouTube. Slang for saying your hair is healthy, clean, and nice. No stiff to be seen.

Instagram: @cultofwanda

Example: Hey girl your hair looking good today.
Example: Thanks just got it done, stiff where? 🤣

by Scarletbitch March 3, 2021

stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.

Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Stiff cocky

Di ting dere dat every man have between him legs.

Him ‘ave a stiff cocky fi me vagina.

“ Mi seh cocky stiff suh lawd mek it stiff suh” quote from Like Xmas Raw by Vybz Kartel Featuring Sheba

by Di 1 name Steven March 14, 2021

Stiff Cunt

A tough and brave person, A person who does not give a shit about what people think
Australian and New Zealand proverb

This guy Leon is a fucken stiff cunt, he walks on gravel in bare feet and pulls the finger out the window at pedestrians

by wanakarian September 5, 2021

stiff medicine

Stiff Medicine is taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Medicine includes Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

by GeShan July 5, 2006

Stiff grump

When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.

"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."

by cuddycowboy36 April 12, 2010