kartel

a cute black lightskin boy of gets alot of girls but cant keep them he is know as the school player every girl falls for him but he could care less if they did he defends his family but will fight for what he wants

omg she fell in love with kartel here come her heartbreak

by Queen.xo December 18, 2017

vybz kartel

the most lyrically gifted dancehall artiste in jamaica. has created many tunes and bedazzles listeners with clever wordplay and explicit lyrics.

vybz katel " A-B-C-D wE efF she, i doh care just lemme get yuh P, U-N-A-N-Y, Doh ask why sen on the V-A-G-I-N ....A B-C-D we eFF shee...."

"ABC sex"-vybz kartel

by Pietro90 May 25, 2008

Vibz Kartel

An enigmatic cross fusion between Reggae artist, Vybz Kartel, and a girl named "Vibhuti" (Please See Vibhuti). Usually in its' climatic state when she is seen doing the dutty wine to Vybz Kartel's "Dutty Wine."

Guy 1: Damn son!! Is that Vibhuti doing the dutty wine?
Guy 2: Na B, not anymore.... thats Vibz Kartel!!

by LeisureActivity December 6, 2009

Karelyn

one who is a free spirit by nature. awesome, pretty, and fun loving. but loyal to the few she selects to remain attached to.

You see that gurl over there? shes sooo karelyn, i wish i could get o know her...... but i cant cause shes the epitome of awesome and I am unworthy.

by KG11 October 2, 2011

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Katelynne

Katelynne’s are very hard working and will do everything in their will to show who is boss; although that can bring them down quite a bit all the same. They try so hard to be everything that people want them to be that it tends to drag them down. However they’re very sweet and kind, and honestly some of the funniest damn girls you can meet. They tend to have a hard time showing affection, but it makes it all the better when they do because you know they genuinely care for you. They are chaste in their own way but can get pretty dirty at the same time.

Katelynne’s are girls you hold on to, because they can be the best of friends and show you what it’s really like to have that over extra best friend. They’ll drag you to go places when you’re sad and cry over ice cream with you, and since they are terrible at giving emotional advice, probably search something up on how to do “therapy for beginners.”

Don’t let their awkwardness drag you down however, because they really do care and will try to show you the best of them. When they’re angry, they are someone you shouldn’t mess with, and will defend you till the ends of time.

They also have the loudest and yet most friendly laughs, and genuinely are very smart. Don’t forget the cute kitten sneezes.

Once you have one, trust me when I say don’t let her go. I’ve had one of my own and she is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.

“Katelynne is a QUEEN.”

by Potato? I think yes April 15, 2019

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"

by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009