Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.
Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.
by BrokeXCampbell June 24, 2019
When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish
Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
by Sexual Starfish October 09, 2015
Some women only reserve anal sex for those they find really hot or that they really love. If they DO find somebody really hot or really love them, they may deem that person "starfish-worthy."
by Feisty M January 28, 2015
DUDE: How'd it go last night?
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
by old balls December 27, 2007
1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
by RotNWang December 02, 2003
The entrance of the male penis into the mouth of a wife/girlfriend when she begins to yawn during the first stage of sleep.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to pull a Dutch Starfish last night it was AWESOME to see her gag and bounce around the bed. Who would have thought I could get my dick that far down during a yawn!
by snakefart1100 July 24, 2009