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Stairway to heaven

Stairway to Heaven, the guitarists 'Chopsticks'

By the great Led Zeppelin. Great to listen to, great to play (just don't do it in a guitar store, you won't make it out alive)

Also a great stoner track.
by Stuey O' Mack August 22, 2005
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Matt Staib

A brilliant, charming, handsome male who is usually dominant over other male specimen of the human race a.k.a. king of the waterhole It is said to be that anyone who holds this holy name will be granted with the gift of eternal sexy-ness. Commonly mistaken for JESUS.
Girl #1: OMG I LOVE MATT STAIB!!!
Girl #2: BACK OFF HE'S MINE!

(epic battle scene)
by Definitely NOT Matt Staib October 4, 2008
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Satire

A way of comedy, this way of comedy is when the person using it is either not serious and plays a role or it can be seen as 'rude' comedy
Did you see that new FilthyFrank video? That was pure satire.
by Khydronic May 24, 2016
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Stairway to heaven

The greatest song of all time. No noe will write anything like this EVER.

The satanic messages rumors are fake, Robert Plant said:

"I find that it's sort of an American pastime. There is what they call the in America the College Circuit, where people can lecture on Clearasil, AIDS, homosexuality and the like and get paid $5,000 a night. Somebody decided that poor, defenseless band like Styx and E.L.O., who are indefensible anyway, and masters of No Comment like Led Zeppelin would be good, easy meat for a university tour. I think it just goes to show how sad the world is, that people actually allow themselves to become audiences to other people with nothing better to do. To me it's very sad, because "Stairway To Heaven" was written with every best intention, and as far as reversing tapes and putting messages on the end, that's not my idea of making music. It's really sad. the first time I heard it was early in the morning when I was living at home, and I heard it on a news program. I was absolutely drained all day. I walked around, and I couldn't actually believe, I couldn't take people seriously who could come up with sketches like that. There are a lot of people who are making money there, and if that's the way they need to do it, then do it without my lyrics. I cherish them far too much."
by MatX September 4, 2006
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stairmasterbating

To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.
Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"

Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."
by vaguelyethnic March 29, 2010
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spiral staircase

(n.) a staircase that spirals round, with turning steps.


Idiom to describe a situation where the next step is not always clear, and a large amount of training in doing this is required.
This project has become something of a spiral staircase.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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stairway to heaven

A really cool song by Led Zeppelin in the 70's.Lots of people try to ruin the song by playing it backwards.the song has really nice melody.Lots of band try to cover the song(Dave Grohl,Dave Mathews Band,Frank Zappa,Red Hot Chili Peppers etc..)they cover the song but it would never match the original
And she's buying a stairway to heaven....
by John Fru August 2, 2004
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