sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

by max j July 14, 2005

Sharp Tooth

When you are performing cunnilingus, and you sink your K9 tooth into a woman's clit.

Bubba- What chu doin'?
Ray Ray- I jus gave my girlfrind Kiki da Sharp Tooth.
Bubba- Damn youz bringin her back Land Before Time style. She best watch out for Sharp Tooth.

by FountainColorado April 1, 2009

Pat Sharp

God of the 80's with his famous mullet and TV show "Fun House". Now is a D-Star due to his lack of a mullet.

"Fun House, a whole lotta fun, prizes to be won, FUN HOUSE!"

by Mister Ignorant May 4, 2004

sharpie

A permanent marker that easily makes you high, dizzy or both. Either way, it kills your brain cells.

Slash: Torch, I think you got a problem.
Torch: What is it?
Slash: I think...you're addicted to sharpies.
Torch: What? No I aint.
Slash: Uh, you're sniffing it right now.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

sarple

v. To do something that appears to be accidental, but really is done on purpose.

n. The act of sarpling.

#1: Jim sarpled Larry into paying for his Taco Bell by purposely forgetting his wallet and playing as if he accidentally left it at home.

#2: Larry, recognizing Jim's sarple, sarpled Jim in retaliation by "accidentally" stepping in dogshit and tracking it through Jim's house.

by Sean Boots September 21, 2008

sharpie

Sharpie: An australian youth subculture which existed rougly between the years of 1971-1979, that is, for most of the 1970's. They were most prevalent in Melbourne but grew to encompass both Sydney and Adelaide. They were different from the majority of youth at the time as they wore neat clothes and generally had short, neatly trimmed hair. They were a unique Melbourne subculture who wore clothes and shoes made by local tailors and shoe makers and listened to local rock & roll bands such as Lobby Loyde's Coloured Balls, Buster Brown, Hush, Skyhooks and AC/DC. They hung out around shopping centres and were itimidating in both their appearence and mannerisms. Eventually the sharpie era effectively came to an end with the advent of disco and the fact that it was almost a requirement that you grew your hair longer so you would be allowed into clubs.

"sharpie, sharpie, sharpie!"

by storkman November 28, 2007

Sharp Elbow

1. to push somebody out of the way
2. to push your way through a crowd

1. Sarah sharp elbowed Susan when she was in the way of her talking to her boyfriend, Fred.
2. Jared sharp elbowed his way through the crowd in order to get through

by Sesej December 4, 2010