Slerky

Jerking off and going to bed.

Now that I've added slerky to my daily routine, I sleep a lot better.

by Senor Awesome Pants August 25, 2011

Slurry Muncher

A guy who has a tendency for dating or sleeping with questionable girls i.e 'Slurries'.

"David needs to stop hooking up with so many slutty girls, he is turning into a bit of a Slurry Muncher."

by starsea July 23, 2014

O-slurry

Fictional (hopefully) cocktail made up of a collection of spilled drinks from the dance floors of 'The Osprey' club in Manasquan, NJ. This legendary drink is concocted by no other than the white-haired bouncer/bar back that is seen mopping up floors in the early part of an Osprey night. His sentinel like stealth and proclivity to cleanup is unparalleled along the Jersey Shore. Whether true or not, this mythical tale is believed to be due, in part, by the extremely odd and uneasy beer selection at 'The Osprey', which includes, Corona in a tall boy can, fosters, molson ice, amongst other weird and varied beers of all sizes too large to drink before it warms to a piss-like temperature. The slang term, 'O-slurry' can be used to describe the formed slurry of spilt beverages on any dance floor.

Greg overheard the white-haired bar back saying, "An O-slurry a day keeps me strong and handsome." That's so creepy!

by pgpolli_2 May 26, 2010

Sperryman

One who quotes Borat line all day long

Sperryman : I like sex...its nice!!!

Sperryman : Very Nice...I like it

by Jeremeezy December 15, 2008

slurry

A chick almost as ugly as pauline brown - copacabana slut - gareths mum -

Gareth's mums a slurry

by Chester-The-Molester September 9, 2003

slerpy

you buy them from 711

i buy a slerpy from 711

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

Sperry Fairy

A phrase often used to designate the preppy, douchey, entitled, often "Sperry Top-Sider" wearing, dickholes of North-Eastern descent, who are huge pussy bitches. It is not uncommon for these douchenozzle's to be seen paring their "Vineyard Vines" attire, or their American Flag short shorts, with a pair of "Sperry Top-Siders". All in all, if you encounter one of these kooks, proceed to flee the area, or jump his ass with your fellow tube rider's. It should also be noted that these little pixie boy's do not charge, and have no ability whatsoever to Shred the Gnar.

3 students from Boston College have the following conversation

Bro 1: Bro did you check Surfline today?!? Lowers is totally firing back home! Tubes and Hacks for days Brah!

Bro 2: No way Brudda! Sounds Gnarly! We'd totally be charging it right now! Cant wait to jet home Friday!

Sperry Fairy: Ummm... Excuse me sir?? We are currently inhabiting civilization within the North-Eastern most expanse of the United States of America. In turn, I have the pleasure of informing you that we "refined" individuals refrain from using the word, umm.... "Gnarly", good day now.

by TheJuicebox December 16, 2013