Skype Suit

When you have a job interview on Skype but you can't be bothered to put trousers on and just do it from behind a table with a shirt and tie but naked from the waist down

"How was the interview yesterday?"
"Good thanks. It was by video-call so I just jumped out of bed and threw on a Skype Suit"

by Aliquail September 4, 2018

Skype Time

Timing a given event using previously entered IM messages of an ongoing Skype Conversation.

Dude: Dude we should keep track of how long this will take, do you have a stopwatch?

Other Dude: Nah, let's Skype Time it!

by m0nk3ynu1s1234 May 23, 2013

skype bone

To engage in sexual activity with someone via Skype.

Dan: Hey, wanna hit the bar?
Fred: Can't, gotta skype bone with Ellen tonight.

by cougarmama November 3, 2013

Skype Daddy

Industry slang for a corporate AVP’s authoritarian alter-ego. A corporate autocrat.

Also sometimes referred to as, “Boblo Escobar”.

Skype Daddy sure did lay down the law when he found out that she wanted to save all of her annual surplus.

by Dr. Myron Jules Gordon August 3, 2019

skype fluid

Mutual DNA shared in a Skype fapping session.

After George, Sam, and Joe shut down their computers, they were left with cleaning up the Skype Fluid.

by mcplayer5 May 27, 2016

skype couple

When a relationship begins, transitions, and thrives through the use of Skype.

1) Maria Skype her boyfriend Ray everyday since the first time they met on Skype. They are a Skype couple.

by Village Doctor July 12, 2015

Skype Showdown

The act of keeping your Skype window open and watching to see if a particular person/persons are logging on to Skype, while keeping your status as "available," then changing it to an unavailable or away status as soon as you determine that they are probably not going to initiate contact. This is done to essentially see whether or not a contact on Skype is genuinely interested in speaking with you, or to determine how much time they spend on Skype not speaking to you.

I cannot believe that he logged on a half hour ago and has not even sent me a message! I am going to keep my status as "Online" and do a Skype Showdown to see if he will initiate contact before he logs off. He must be talking to another girl.

by BellaDonna85 March 30, 2011