SNILF

Special Needs I'd Like To Fuck. An attractive mentally challenged person.

I was watching the beanbag world championships...Man it was full of SNILFs!

by UltraMegaBones July 7, 2010

SMILF

Single Mom I'd Liketa F_____.

She's a SMILF!!!

by Chunk Connor October 22, 2012

SILF

Slug I'd Like to Fuck
Slug as in a woman with a damp pussy

You see that girl over there, what a SILF.
I want that SILF to rub all over my bald head.

by seacull16 June 16, 2018

Swilf

Sex Worker I'd like to fuck

There's a total swilf hanging around the docks this time of night.

by GiraffeDoor August 31, 2018

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

by Bert November 10, 2004

Scilf

Acronym: Small child I'd like to Fuck. A person of years 16 or younger that is quite obviously still tight. See also jailbait.

Users Tip: Nickelodeon TV shows are a goldmine for Scilfs.

"Wow have you seen the new Hannah Montanah Mylie Ray Cyrus she is such a scilf"

by Claw Crew May 24, 2008

SILF

When your sister wants you to fuck her. In most cases, brothers ask their sisters. But that's probably the only thing that sibs can agree on...
sex love sisters brothers ass yummy tits penis dick vagina seducer

Sister: Bro, come here for a sec...

Brother: What?

Sister: (strips off clothing)

And they lived happily ever after..
But she's a guy stealing SILF!

by The Girl Who Kicked Thru Iron August 21, 2010