Shreds Bag

To absolutely obliterate all the cocaine around you.

Scott: Yo dude did you see how gnarly things got after Roach hit those nose beers?
Kyle: Yeah Roach definitely shreds bag.

by NO.J. Simpson December 7, 2020

Shrepokalypse

When you have all the Shrek memorabilia and it can’t protect you, then you know the Shrepokalypse has truly begun.

Watching the Shrek series will not save us. Unless we have a sidekick like Donkey, and our bodies can withstand enormous pressure from Shreks onions, then it is imminent death.

Bro : Yo bro did you see that green thing climbing the Eiffel Tower last night

Bro : no? Was it on CNN ?

Bro : yeah bro it was crazy that thing was like King Kong and hulk combined

Bro : damn bro that must’ve been Shrek. Prepare your body for the Shrepokalypse.

by JackisOG June 24, 2021

Scared Shrekless

The feeling of unrivalled pure horror and intense paralyzing fear.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.

Jimmy hasn't spoke for a month, I think he might be Scared Shrekless

by Alpha the Mii October 31, 2017

Martyn Shrewsbury

Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.

I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury

by Dai Pullen July 14, 2022

shrek is love shrek is life

Pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life you've been given

And you will find out

It's never ogre

"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"

It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek

shrek is love shrek is life

by feeltherain69 April 27, 2014

Shrew

A woman who is a bitch.

1. My English teacher is such a shrew.

2. William Shakespeare wrote "The Taming of the Shrew."

by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch July 18, 2016

Shrek

A green sexy mlg meme ogre who is also the leader of my cult.

He's also our god and love and life

After praying to my lord Shrek I sacrificed my dinner for him

by I lost my will to live June 19, 2018