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Sergio

A tall guy that likes to talk a lotta shot but pussies out when someone wants to fight him
Person: aye look it’s that guy Sergio who likes to talk shit man I’m gonna beat his ass me: let me get my popcorn
by Manwhore55 October 4, 2019
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Sergio

Sergio can be found outside CNN office buildings crying about the latest news that has no real impact on their lives. Asking him to follow simple social rules for brief moments will cause in to go in an uncontrolled rage where he may feel is rights are being stolen. Sergio’s tent to love red hats and dark plumes of coal smoke. Sergio’s favorite snacks are original cheese Cheetos and AR-15s.
That group of Sergio’s could hardly be seen a through that plume of coal smoke at the Trump rally.
by Swagy Mc' D November 22, 2021
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Sergio Calixed

. When your date wait till the end to just give you a kiss.

I could have ****** you, but I chose not to
My date just Sergio Calixed me.
by Giuben April 22, 2018
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Sergio

Little bitch that likes a girl named Jenny
Sergio is so hot
by CMIYGL November 21, 2021
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Sergio

Sergio is a very funny, handsome, and quiet person. Sometimes he can act stupid but that's his love language. He will always be there for you if you need anything. If you ever meet a Sergio, cherish every moment with him.
I love Sergio, he is so nice!
by popthepig February 21, 2023
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Sergio

A tall, cursed, clumsy person. Sergios consider themselves happy-go-lucky, but make no mistake– they will still scream if you kidnap them. He holds an inexplicable hatred for beavers and while he may appear intelligent, he is quite dumb. He may also pretend to be your friend, as he secretly plots your murder with his trusty rebar. Despite these shortcomings, he will manage your office.
That weirdo? His name has to be Sergio.
by airrrr July 4, 2019
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