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Sergio

A stupid bitch that needs to learn his place.Sergio is emo as fuck.Sergio is a confused dog.He is always stupid.If you have Sergio smack him<3.He LOVES getting body slammed and smiling 🤨
Sergio is a idiots
by I LOVE ZENITSUUUU November 21, 2021
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sergio

he’s the greatest guy you’ll meet. he’s beautiful on the inside out and i’ve had feelings for him for a while but he never rlly knew and now we’re a thing and i’m loving it my life is so much better w him around. he’s perfect in every way and he doesn’t know how much he means to me but he will bc i want him to know that i’m lucky to have him everyday and every moment i’m with him. -hayden
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sergio
by cock song girl February 20, 2022
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Sergio

Big shlong has to carry it over their shoulder often confused with a third leg. He is very caring and true in his word, don’t ever loose a Sergio.
Did you see that third leg Sergio has, he’s so nice and caring!
by El loks December 14, 2021
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Sergio Pork

Sergio Pork is a mythic legend from the year 2022-2023 where a fat chubby kid called sergio would eat pork so people would call him sergio pork. Sergio pork also means "total fatass and homosexual"
Person 1: Wow he is such a "Sergio Pork."
Person 2: Yeah he is fat and homosexual
by sandymandyrandy November 27, 2023
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Sergio

Watch out Sergio might steal your stuff.
by J9er October 5, 2020
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Sergio

A Sergio is a "straight dude" that likes k-pop. They are the smartest and dumbest guys you'll ever meet but tat okay. At least he can make your ego bigger.
Buy a Sergio for $999.99, buy one get one free.
by Meizono October 15, 2021
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Sergio

A tall, cursed, clumsy person. Sergios consider themselves happy-go-lucky, but make no mistake– they will still scream if you kidnap them. He holds an inexplicable hatred for beavers and while he may appear intelligent, he is quite dumb. He may also pretend to be your friend, as he secretly plots your murder with his trusty rebar. Despite these shortcomings, he will manage your office.
That weirdo? His name has to be Sergio.
by airrrr July 4, 2019
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