rocket science

Rocket science is when the scientists find out things about space.

Judge Judy: "It's not rocket science. What is rocket science?"

Defendant: "Rocket science is when the scientists find out things about space."

by CommanderCool1111 April 8, 2009

science fair

A terrible thing that should go die in a fire that no one likes not even teachers.

I died from anxiety because of the god dammed science fair

by antinorminate December 3, 2018

Hippie Science

The branch of science that professes to cure ailments with herbs, spices and other witchcraft traditional or modern. Seminal to this branch of science is that remedies borne from the Amazon Rainforest will be the cure to all forms of cancer. Further, hippie science professes that crystals have the ability to realign your energy field and improve the quality and consistency of a bowel movement.

Man 1: What are you doing?
Man 2: A woman at the grocery store heard me coughing and told me to throw: basil, mint and sage into a pot of boiling water and inhale the vapor.
Man 1: Sounds like some hippie science bullshit to me.

by Yellowbeard February 7, 2015

Computer Science Emotional Breakdown

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.

Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.

by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019

bow tie science

The pseudoscience used by Bill Nye the Science Guy. This science has no actual scientific background or evidence to support it and spreads false facts. Bow tie science is typically used when you are given a large amount of money from companies to agree with tumblr science

After Bill started talking about how gender is like a kaleidoscope, we knew that it was only bow tie science.

by tobugoc May 15, 2017

speed of science

When you don't have time to properly vet or test your products before unleashing them to the world, but in an act of hubris and perhaps a dash of malice, you release it on the world and hope for the best. Bonus points if you can get governments to mandate it.

We had to move at the speed of science to really understand what was taking place in the market. And from that point of view we had to do everything at risk. I think Dr Pfizer chief executive Albert Bourla, even though he’s not here, would turn around and say to you himself, ‘If not us then who?

by 🐸Pepe🐸 October 12, 2022

droppin' science

Droppin' Science means to rhyme, say or do something original or unique, especially when rapping or in music. This term was notably used by the Beastie Boys in the album Paul's Boutique, track six, song "The Sounds of Science"

Well I be dropping the new science

and kicking the new ka-knowledge

MC to a degree, that you can't get in College!

by Dudeman July 10, 2004